Effective at Mitigating:
- Invasive, Aggressive, Native, and Non-native Plants/Trees/Grasses
- Insects, Butterflies, Small Animals, Fish, and Children
- Sand, Gravel, Rocks, Glass, Asbestos, Kitchen Countertops, and Hardwood Floors
The "future" of "plant" control
Our patent pending Chlorine Trifluoride Blend breaks down flora, and fauna, at the elemental level in a process called a Fluorine Fire. This ensures that nothing will grow in the area for the next 100 years (mainly because the soil the plant was growing in won't exist anymore).
"Agent Mauve is the best thing that ever happened to me**. I used to have a garden, but now I have a barren wasteland. Thanks, Agent Mauve!"
— Customer (**Deceased)
"THE. CONCRETE. IS. BURNING!"
— Staff Member (Shortly after a spill at the manufacturing plant. The fire burned through 4ft of concrete and gravel.)
"This is too unsafe for any practical application."
— Unknown Military Chemist (Germany, circa 1938)
"[When] dealing with [Agent Mauve], I have always recommended a good pair of running shoes."
— Dr. John D. Clark, Rocket Scientist
Nope! Much like you, Agent Mauve hates itself and wishes it was something else. It will react with any compound instantly! This means that it will never be able to build up in the environment, and will never be able to poison the world like other consumer products.
Agent Mauve is a highly toxic compound that poses serious health risks, including (but not limited to): cancer, birth defects, rashes, hair/skin/appendage loss, severe psychological/neurological problems, and death.
Agent Mauve will react with anything, even the container it is kept in.